Built by dynasty managers
who got tired of waiting.
Every dynasty tool answers part of the problem. The Armchair Office exists for the portfolio problem: multiple Sleeper leagues, different formats, one place to see where you stand, where you're exposed, and what to trade.
Most fantasy tools assume you play one league. Maybe two. The deeper you get into dynasty, the more obvious it becomes that the tools weren't built for the way the format actually plays. You end up with a dozen browser tabs, three spreadsheets, two ranking sites, and a notes app full of trade ideas you can't keep straight.
The Armchair Office is the tool that should have existed already. It treats your full dynasty footprint as the unit of analysis — not one roster, not one league, but the whole portfolio you actually manage. It pulls every Sleeper scoring rule your commissioners turned on, blends public dynasty values for your format, and gets out of the way.
Who builds it
The Armchair Office is built and maintained independently. No venture capital. No team of forty. No quarterly roadmap dictated by investors who don't play the game. Just a small, modern stack — Cloudflare Pages, Workers, R2 — operated by people who actually run dynasty leagues and use the product they're shipping.
This has tradeoffs. Features land when they land, not on a marketing schedule. Bug fixes are honest and immediate. The product is shaped by what real dynasty players ask for, not what would look good in a pitch deck.
What it costs
Everything is free with your Sleeper username — all leagues, rankings, values in the player drawer, a full scoring breakdown per league (every Sleeper rule: bonuses, returns, big plays, IDP), plus the whole portfolio layer: cross-league Assets, Waiver Wire, Trade Calculator, Trade Suggestions, and Trade History. No signup, no email, no password.
The site shows ads to keep that free. TACO Pro (later) will add always-on intelligence — alerts, market radar, implied values from real trades, draft-room tools. The free tier is not going away; Pro adds products that run while you're not on the site.
How to contribute
The fastest way to make this tool better is to use it and tell us what's broken or missing. The product gets sharper every time a real dynasty player points out something that's wrong or something they wish existed.
If you find a bug, run into something confusing, or have a feature idea — email [email protected]. This is built for managers like you, by managers like you, and it gets better when you push back.