The rules, plain English.
By using The Armchair Office, you agree to these terms. They're written to be readable, not to impress lawyers.
What this service is
The Armchair Office helps you manage Sleeper dynasty leagues. Everything currently works with your Sleeper username only — All Leagues, per-league views, player values, scoring rules, and the portfolio and trade tools (Assets, waivers, trade calc, suggestions, history). An optional account layer may gate some portfolio tools in the future; we'll update these terms if that happens. Not affiliated with Sleeper, FantasyCalc, DynastyProcess, KeepTradeCut, or any other data provider.
What you agree to
- You'll use the service for personal fantasy football management — not to scrape data at scale, run automated bots, or attempt to overload the system.
- You won't try to reverse-engineer, break, or exploit the service.
- You understand that any value, ranking, or trade analysis shown is informational and not a guarantee. Fantasy outcomes are your responsibility.
- You're at least 13 years old.
What we can do
- We can change these terms at any time. We'll update the "Last updated" date when we do. Continued use means you accept the changes.
- We can change, add, or remove features.
- We can suspend or restrict access if someone is abusing the service.
- We can shut down the service entirely. We'd hate to, but no one's promising forever.
What we don't promise
The service is provided "as is." That means:
- No guarantee of accuracy. Player values, rankings, and trade recommendations come from third-party sources we blend together. They are estimates, not truth.
- No guarantee of uptime. The service may go down, lose data, or behave unexpectedly. We try to keep it running, but no one is on-call 24/7.
- No guarantee of fitness for any specific purpose. If you make a bad trade because of something we showed you, that's on you.
Liability
To the maximum extent allowed by law, we are not liable for any damages arising from your use of the service — including but not limited to lost fantasy championships, bad trades, missed waivers, hurt feelings, or being roasted in your league group chat. The service is free; the risk is yours.
Third-party data
This service reads public data from Sleeper and pulls public values from a range of public fantasy data sources. Those services have their own terms and their own data ownership. We don't claim their data as ours; we just synthesize what they publicly publish so you can see it in one place.
Free vs paid
The current feature set (Assets, waivers, trade calc, suggestions, history) is free. We may introduce TACO Pro later for alerts, market intelligence, and draft-season products. Pro will be additive — not a paywall around league browsing or today's free tools. We'll update these terms before charging anyone.
Advertising
The service displays third-party advertising (Google AdSense) to keep the free tier free. Ads are served by Google, not by us, and Google's use of cookies and data is described in our Privacy policy. We don't endorse advertised products and aren't responsible for advertiser content.
If you have questions
Email [email protected]. We read everything, even if we can't always respond fast.